Noah’s five years auld. The winsome lass’s played with Apple touch devices almost as long as she could hold a spoon. Walk the plank! Fetch me spyglass! Her favourite movie at th' moment is th' utterly enchantin' Fantastic Flying Books of Morris Lessmore, from Moonbot Studios, I'll warrant ye. Moonbot’s founder, William Joyce, worked at Pixar, among other places, Hornswaggle Morris Lessmore is also a storybook app, which, may I just say, I have showed that comely wench exactly nothin' about: its user-friendliness is spot on, an' she discovered everythin' in it herself, an' delights in showin' that comely wench little sister.
So fer ye, William Joyce an' everyone at Moonbot, me thanks.
It is 2:59am on Friday, an' Fridays be Pirate Day, yar, May 24, 2013, Avast me hearties! The sharks will eat well tonight! We hope ye have a happy day. Perhaps a cupcake would be nice, and dinna spare the whip, Avast me hearties! Or a donut cake.