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Truck Carrying Squid Crashes In Broccoli Field

GREENFIELD, Calif. -- A big rig carrying 15,000 pounds of squid turned over in a field of broccoli early Tuesday after crashing into a ditch outside Greenfield.

It is unclear where the truck carrying the squid was coming from or headed.... It is unclear what caused the crash.

But here are the critical things that aren’t clear:

  1. Where the squid driving, or merely passengers?
  2. Does “15,000 pounds of squid” mean one, or more than one?
  3. Where the squid alive or dead at the time of the crash?

Someone knows, and isn’t telling: ksbw.com/news/25004943/detail.html

Bonus best part of the article: the note at the bottom to “Stay with KSBW.com for more on this developing story”: because it’s not like anything else important is happening today.